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Mermaidman and Barnacleboy 5

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Narrator: The New Adventures of Mermaidman and Barnacleboy. In a familiar restaurant, in a familiar part of boondocks, a call goes out in frustration.
All: Will you hurry up?
Narrator: A call that would commonly be answered past Bikini Lesser's semi-retired champions. (If) they weren't the ones causing the problem.
Mermaidman: Permit's see...I wanna, no. I wanna, uh, no, uh, hmmm...
Squidward: Sir, will you lot please lodge already? You're property up the line!
Spongebob: (whispering in Mermaidman's ear) Psst. Hey, Mermaidman, get a Krabby Patty.
Mermaidman: I've made my decision.
Line of Customers: Hooray!
Mermaidman: 1 Krabby Patty for me and a Pipsqueak Patty for the boy.
Barnacleboy: Now, await just a darn minute.
Line of Customers: Awww!
Barnacleboy: I don't want a Pipsqueak Patty. I desire an adult size Krabby Patty.
Mermaidman: The Krabby Patty is besides big for you. You'll never end information technology.
Barnacleboy: Don't you lot see what you're doing. You're treating me like a child.
Mr Krabs: The boys optics are bigger than his stomach. (laughs)
Barnacleboy: And that'due south another matter. I'm not a boy. I'm so former I got hairs growing out of the wrinkles in my liver spots. (shows a hair popping out)
Squidward: One Pipsqueak patty and your bib and high chair.
Barnacleboy: I'm 68 years old and I desire a Krabby Patty!
Mermaidman: Your Pipsqueak is getting cold. Shall I feed you?
Barnacleboy: Feed this, old homo! (slaps the krabby patty out of Mermaidman's hand) I'm tired of playing second assistant to a homo who wears a bra! From at present on, I want to exist called Barnacleman! And, I'thou through protecting citizens that don't respect me!
Spongebob: I respect you, Barnacleman!
Barnacleman: That's Barnacleboy, I hateful, man! Ohh...I say if you're non going to requite me the respect I desire every bit a hero, then maybe you'll give me respect as a villain. A villain who is...evil.
Spongebob: Evil??
Mr Krabs, Squidward, Patrick, & Sandy Evil?? (Mr Krabs slaps MM)
Mermaidman: EVIL!!!
Barnacleman: I'm crossing over...to the nighttime side! (points to night side of Krusty Krab)
Mr Krabs: Why should I waste matter money lighting the whole shop? (villain car comes in)
Dirty Bubble: Did someone say evil?
Spongebob: Holy oil spill! It'due south Mermaidman and Barnacleboy'southward arch enemies: ManRay and The Dirty Bubble! (BB gets in villain machine)
Barnacleman: Nighty night, you old goat!
Mermaidman: Nighty-dark! (to Squidward) Will you tuck me in?
Realistic Fish Head: We interrupt your dour and meaningless lives for this news report. ManRay, The Muddied Bubble, and now, playing for the darkside, Barnacleboy...
Barnacleman: Barnacleman!
Realistic Fish Head: ...take been committing a series of crimes in Bikini Lesser. (shows ManRay, The Muddy Chimera, and Barnacleman ding-dong-ditching)
Barnacleman: Shh!
Citizen: (opens door) I'll go you crazy kids.
Realistic Fish Caput: These three have named their new alliance: Every Villain Is Lemons, as well known as Eastward.Five.I.L.! What tin we exercise? When will this crime moving ridge terminate? How will nosotros defeat the evil? Why am I asking (you) all these questions? Mermaidman, where are you? (Mr Krabs slaps MM again)
Mermaidman: Huh? I'thousand right here! Don't worry, good citizens! Naught will terminate me from defeating the E.Five.I.L.! Naught! (ice cream truck sounds) Ice cream? I love ice cream! Two scoops of prune with bran sprinkles. Mmm. (MM takes a bite simply explodes and so East.Five.I.Fifty. is shown as ice cream men)
Barnacleman: You might also requite up, Mermaidman, considering there are three of us and just one of y'all. You don't stand a chance.
Spongebob: Are yous okay, Mermaid Man? Oh, how are you going to vanquish those three guys all by yourself?
Mermaidman: You're right. I requite up.
Spongebob: Y'all can't surrender. What if we aid you?
Mermaidman: No, no, that'due south a terrible thought. Just what if you lot help me?
Spongebob: Okay!
Mermaidman: Who wants to salve the world?
Spongebob: I do!
Sandy: I exercise!
Patrick: I do!
Squidward: I don't.
Mr Krabs: Oh, yes, you do. No earth means no coin! Now get save the world or you're fired!
Mermaidman: And so it's settled! To the Mermalair!
Spongebob: Wow! The Mermalair!
Mermaidman: These costumes belonged to the original International Justice League of Super Acquaintances!
Spongebob: Wow! The I.J.L.S.A. were the nigh heroic heroes always! And you had the all-time tiffin box, likewise.
Mermaidman: In one case yous put on these costumes, their fantastic powers will get yours.
Sandy: Wow! I didn't recollect super powers worked that way.
Mermaidman: Sure! Power's all in the costume! Why else would nosotros run effectually in colored undies?
Squidward: I can think of 3 proficient reasons.
Narrator: The Quickster...with the power to run really...quick!
Spongebob: Want to see me run to that mount and back? (doesnt move) Want to run across me do it over again?
Narrator: Captain Magma...get him angry and he's bound to erupt!
Squidward: Krakatoa! (lava shoots out)
Narrator: The Elastic Waistband...able to stretch his body into fantastic shapes and forms!
Patrick: I can finally impact my toes! (stretches his toes over the back of his body and to his hands)
Narrator: And Miss Announced...now you see her...(disappears)...now you don't.
Sandy: Does this outfit make me look fatty?
Narrator: The International Justice League of Super Acquaintances! A subsidiary of Viacom.
Mermaidman: So, information technology's settled then. We'll go one cheese pizza, i with pepperoni and mushrooms, and i with olives.
Chief: Super Acquaintances, nosotros need your help.
Spongebob: Holy halibut! it's the chief!
Chief: Thank you for the introduction, Quickster, but we all know who I am! More than chiefly, we've institute data on the whereabouts of Due east.Five.I.Fifty.
Patrick: The whoseabouts of what?
Sandy: You but tell united states where they are, Chief, and we'll hog-tie 'em faster than y'all can say "Salsa Verde".
Chief: Our sources final establish E.V.I.L. harassing teenagers up at "Make Out Reef". You lot know, Make-Out Reef? (makes out with himself) Whoo hoo hoo!
Spongebob: Flopping flounder, Mermaidman, Brand-Out Reef!
Mermaidman: Those fiends! Attacking hormonally stressed-out children!
Squidward: Ah, Brand-Out Reef. Good times, good times.
Mermaidman: To Make-Out Reef, away!
Patrick: Does this mean we're not getting pizza?
John & Nancy: End, please!
Eastward.5.I.L.: John and Nancy, sittin' in a tree, K-I-Southward-Due south-I-N-K!
Dirty Bubble: Oh! Shine the flashlight in that machine, ManRay!
ManRay: Haha, with pleasure! (shines on a kid making love to a pillow)
Fish: Hey human being, that's non cool.
Mermaidman: You leave those young lovers alone!
ManRay: Well if it isn't MilkMaidman! You've saved us the trouble of tracking you downwards!
Mermaidman: You lot fiends can't win! You're outnumbered!
ManRay: Y'all senile bag of fish paste! At that place are three of united states of america and only i of you!
Spongebob: Make that two!
ManRay: The Quickster!
Squidward: Three!
Barnacleman: Captain Magma!
Patrick: Four!
Dirty Chimera: The Elastic Waistband!
Sandy: Five!
Eastward.V.I.L.: K-M-Miss Announced!
Mermaidman: And me makes ten, I think.
ManRay: Uh-oh, I don't take a adept feeling most this.
Barnacleman: Oh, in that location goes our toy deal.
Mermaidman: Super Acquaintances, attack!
Barnacleman: Oh no, please, mercy!
Squidward: Krakatoa! (lava shoots out onto The Quickster)
Spongebob: Ah! Ah! Ah! Get information technology off!
Patrick: I'll save you, Quickster, ahh! (stretches his artillery to effort and relieve Quickster only ends up getting stuck)
Mermaidman: I'll cool yous off, Quickster, with one of my water balls! (concentrates merely throws waterball at Captain Magma)
Squidward: No, no, I'm Captain Magma! (gets striking)
Sandy: Well, I guess it's upward to me! I'll sneak over...unseen...and catch them by surprise. (a car hits Sandy sending her off the cliff)
Spongebob: Get information technology off! Get it off! (eventually stops simply only shown equally shoes) Whew...I'm glad that'south over!
Barnacleman: We did it, we won! This day belongs to E.Five.I.50.! You've lost Mermaidman, and the superhero/super-villain rules say you accept to give in to my demands.
Mermaidman: Okay, what do you want?
ManRay: Earth domination! Tell him nosotros want world domination!
Dirty Bubble And make him eat dirt! Hahaha! In add-on to the...domination thing.
Barnacleman: Start, I want to be treated similar a superhero, not a sidekick. Second, I desire to be called Barnacleman. And number three...
ManRay: Come on, world domination!
Barnacleman: I want an adult-sized Krabby Patty.
Dirty Bubble: Did you hear him say anything almost eating clay?
Barnacleman: Need a hand, superpal? (both start to get tears in their eyes)
Mermaidman: Practiced to have y'all back on the side of justice, Kyle. Let's go get you lot that Krabby Patty!
ManRay: Was that it? Oh, that'south sickening.
Dirty Bubble: Oh, this reminds me of the fourth dimension I went to Cancun with the killer shrimp. Oh, they had these papaya drinks...
ManRay: Oh, Neptune, shut upward!
Mermaidman: How is that adult-sized Krabby Patty treating you, Barnacleman?
Barnacleman: Actually, it'southward pretty large. I'yard not sure if I tin can finish the whole thing. (everyone laughs)
End

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